The correct response to, “oh you’re vegan? But howwwwwww do you get your protein” is definitely “from sucking your boyfriends dick”
There is never a time in my life where I will not reblog this.
This is Grýla, an Icelandic monster who ate bad children before Christmas.
You better not shout,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
Or an Icelandic monster will fucking eat you.
The mom doesn’t even look panicked she’s just “Sigh. Goddamn it Jimmy I fucking told you.”
I’m surprised there isn’t audio of this.
Portrait of Edna St. Vincent Millay by Arnold Genthe, c. 1914
FUCING MEALCOML IN TH MEID LLE
This is me in every possible aspect.